What I Did for Valentine's Day

Ladies and gentlemen I fulfilled the dream of Peter from Office Space and did nothing. For the first time in I don't know how many years I was no required to purchase a gift, come up with a super plan of romance, nor even have to acknowledge the Hallmark holiday. Sadly enough, I didn't get laid either so I did learn one important lesson. No matter how tired, or unmotivated I am to go out and do something on Valentine's Day when I am single it is imperitive that I do so. It's just one of those days where people want to be loved, and I'm just the man with the BS degree to pour it on.