Nation's Snowmen March Against Global Warming

It's about time someone stood up against the atrocity that has befallen the lovable snowman. Global warming may make us sweat more, but think of the snowman. HE is melting away at a rate of 1 cm per year and it is just going to get worse as the temperatures rise. Soon we will have no snowmen. They will be extinct.

WASHINGTON, DC—Braving balmy temperatures and sunny skies, millions of scarfless snowmen and snowwomen gathered in cities across the world Tuesday to raise public awareness about the heavy toll global warming is taking on their health and well-being.

According to organizers of marches in Washington, Atlanta, Montreal, Berlin, London, Reykjavik, and Moscow, global warming is the primary cause of the steep reduction in the snowman population throughout the Northern Hemisphere. Demonstrators worldwide called on their governments to take more aggressive steps to reduce the effects of climate change.

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